Blog Of Will Perez

A Simple Man Hoping To Have A Great Time

My Humorous Quotes

 amusing


I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries". ... The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get toheaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.